Arthur convinces Terry that it’s the easiest money he’ll ever earn – all he has to do is mind Albert Stubbs (Nicky Henson) for a few days. Stubbs has just been released from prison and is keen to dig up a large stash of money stolen by him and his associates. Rose Mellors (Ann Lynn) is the formidable wife of one of Stubbs’ old colleagues and she, along with her gorilla of a minder Jack (Tony Selby), is hot on their trail.
Terry’s got problems though – Stubbs is erratic and unpredictable and he quickly makes Terry’s life a misery. When Jack pays them a visit, he manages to extract him from Terry’s grasp and proudly takes him back to Rose. She’s far from impressed though – she doesn’t know who he is, but he’s certainly not Albert Stubbs …..
Bury My Half at Waltham Green is an excellent early example of Arthur’s highly devious nature. Knowing full well that Stubbs would be a hunted man from the moment he was released, he arranged for Terry to mind a decoy. The man that Terry thought was Stubbs is actually a character called George Wilson. It’s fair to say that Terry’s far from pleased at being manipulated in this way, but he’s going to have to get used to it as it’s going to happen on a regular basis from now on.
Nicky Henson’s good value as the ebullient Stubbs Mk 1 whilst the ever-dependable Kenneth Cope is just as solid as the real, if rather less jovial, Stubbs. Ann Lynn is a memorable femme-fatale who’ll stop at nothing (including bedding Terry) to find out where Stubbs is. When Arthur learns that Terry’s slept with Rose, his expression is a joy to behold! Tony Selby rounds off the first-rate cast as the accident prone, but intimidating Jack. Both Lynn and Selby would return as Rose Mellors and Jack in the series two episode Diamonds are a Girl’s Worse Enemy.
If you want to be picky, then it’s hard to believe the rather elaborate decoy scene which sees Arthur and Stubbs drive off in a car (watched by Rose, Terry and Jack). Rose and Jack follow them, but don’t realise they’re actually following an identical car, which contains Terry and George. This scheme seems to have been dreamt up by Terry within a very short space of time and it does beggar belief that he’d be able to rustle up two identical cars (plus a lorry to drive one of the cars into) so quickly .
After various adventures, Albert digs up the money, although his joy is short lived as Rose steps in to relieve him of it. Arthur also manages to get a small share, but the sting in the tail is left until the end – as it’s revealed that the money (comprised of one pound notes) is no longer legal tender, because those type of notes were phased out the year before.
It’s maybe a coincidence that the very next episode also revolves around a large sum of money which turns out to be worthless.