Written by Rosemary Mason. Tx 27th January 1987
You have to feel a little sorry for Banksie. After pursuing Jackie for the last few years he finally got his wish – as they became an item – only for her to now dump him without a word. At the end of the last episode we saw him discover the truth (he angrily wobbled away on his motorbike).
He’s back on his bike at the start of this one, as he catches up with Jackie on the way to school. It seems that Jackie hasn’t even told him it’s over to his face (and since she’s clearly been pining for Zammo all this time, possibly she was never interested in him in the first place anyway).
This means that Banksie’s not in the best of moods so when he’s subjected to one of Mr Bronson’s “You boy!” he reacts in a typically truculent manner. This is the first “You boy!” we’ve heard in a while – nice to have it back on the school timetable again. Mr Bronson isn’t happy that Banksie’s brought his bike into school (motorised transport driven by pupils is strictly forbidden on school grounds) whilst Banksie’s clearly not pleased at being spoken to as if he was a small child.
But Mr Bronson’s main interests are elsewhere. He’s very irked (to put it mildly) that Danny threw his diary into the fishpond (Danny’s response is that he won’t need it anymore). This scene is shot behind Mr Bronson – we see Danny through the crook of Mr Bronson’s arm – which is an usual framing device (normally GH tends to be rather plainly directed with few interesting flourishes). The meaning behind Danny’s statement isn’t spelled out, so for now we remain in the dark.
We meet Mr Kendall (Chris Saunders) who’s come to the school ostensibly to talk about the radio scheme but he – like Mrs McClusky – also wants to discuss Danny. Rather embarrassingly they’re at complete cross-purposes. She believes that he’s going to confirm that Danny’s on drugs – well he is, but only because he’s very ill. It seems more than a little foolhardy to suggest to a parent that their son is a drug addict without any firm proof.
Roland, Danny’s instant best new friend, happens to be eavesdropping outside the office and hears everything. Treatment is available – via a special unit in Aberdeen – but it will incur costs, so Roland immediately heads off to do a spot of fundraising. So in an instant Danny has changed from being an enigma to some and an irritation to others. From this point on he’s the recipient of sympathy from all. Even Mr Bronson.
Mr Scott’s registration period remains a battleground. Today Imelda mercilessly teases Ronnie about her unrequited passion for the teacher. This is illusionary of course (we’re not heading down the Fay/Mr King road anytime soon) but it helps to keep the pressure stoked up. A non-verbal signifier of Mr Scott’s continuing discipline problems can be seen on the blackboard, which is covered with scrawled messages (remarkably none of them are rude).
Banksie continues to carry his black mood into Miss Partidge’s lesson. A spot of role-play allows him to articulate his anger at being cast aside by Jackie (a bad move that Miss Partridge elected to pair the two of them together in an exercise which cast him as a surly waiter and her as a customer). And if this doesn’t entertain then you can always just sit back and admire the jumpers worn by the extras.
Roland’s transformation from an outsider and misfit (seen during 1982 to 1984) to a rounded member of the school community (from 1985 onwards) continues here. He’s passionate about the radio station – partly because he thinks it’s a good idea but mostly because he wants to fulfil Danny’s wish – and his gift of the gab means he’s able to blag some free cable from a local electrical shop.
He marshals some of the others – such as Robbie and Ziggy – into helping, although things don’t quite go the way they should have done. Some runaway cable provides a limp comedy moment which comes complete with a prat-falling milkman. And then it turns out that they took the wrong cable, although it’s hard to blame them for this mistake as surely one lot of cable would look pretty much like another.
Grange Hill are collecting bottles, so Vince and Hollo decide to pick up as many as they can. Remember what I said about their largely excitement free plotlines? I miss Gonch.
Donkey watch. This was shaping up to be a Harriet-free episode, but no she makes a brief appearance at the end as a stroppy Imelda lets her roam free. It looks as if Harriet was responsible for damaging Mr Bronson’s car but he decides (with no evidence) that Banksie was responsible. We’ve been here before with Mr Bronson jumping to conclusions ….
Mr Bronson enters the sixth form common room just as Banksie demonstrates his unique way of dealing with dirty coffee mugs – he throws it against the wall, smashing it to pieces (“now no-one will have to wash it up, will they?”) Mr Bronson doesn’t like that. “You, vandal! My car and now this!” The truth later comes to light as he spies a large pile of donkey droppings by his car (weren’t they there before?). “She will have to go” he mutters. Yes please.