Written by Chris Ellis. Tx 6th March 1987
Fay’s received her exam results and is somewhat disappointed – only one pass. Miss Booth – attempting to pour oil on troubled waters – sees a silver lining. Fay’s recently shown an aptitude for designing jewellery, so maybe her future lies in that direction.
Fay is understandably a little doubtful – turn a hobby into a full-time career? It’s possibly not surprising that Miss Booth – an art teacher – is the one to suggest that academic qualifications aren’t the be all and end all. Fay brightens a little when the teacher suggests they both take a stall at the upcoming craft fair, although as we’ll see, this is a plot point that’s been set up for a specific reason ….
The day when Trevor takes control of E3’s tutorial period has arrived and as might be expected it’s a car crash. Mr Scott bleats ineffectively in the corner that he has to take the register (because it’s a legal document) whilst Trevor rides roughshod over him. Given Mr Scott’s surname (he’s been dubbed Selina by Trevor), it’s not a shock that Trevor decides to make Selina Scott his topic for discussion. As the boy continues to needle away, there’s a sense that Mr Scott’s finally reaching his breaking point …
But then we cut away to the sixth form common room. Boo! They’re not happy with the way that the previous day’s meeting turned out (it’s interesting that once again Miss Partridge is present – she’s very much aligned herself with the pupils rather than her fellow staff members).
You can cut the tension with a cricket stump when Miss Booth pops her head around the door. Miss Partridge and Miss Booth had something of a difference of opinion during yesterday’s meeting and now Miss Partridge seems slightly irked that Fay (on Miss Booth’s urging) wants to swop her current studies for a CPVE course which will allow her to concentrate on her creative side. Both are too polite to shout at each other but Miss Partridge makes the point that “supporting the kids and their ideas is not necessarily an act of high treason against the staff”.
So we’re back with Trevor and Mr Scott. The teacher continues to stare into the distance whilst Trevor, pacing around, is having a fine old time. Eventually Mr Scott snaps and grabbing Trevor by his tie tells him that “I’m sick of your stupid behaviour, juvenile” before storming out. Previous tutorials have seen everybody – bar Ronnie – acting up, but it’s noticeable that here only Trevor (and maybe Vince, slightly) indulged. The rest of the class remained silent – which was especially powerful when Trevor (left with the field of battle) proclaimed that he was the winner (“wasn’t I?”). A pyrrhic victory then.
The rest of the class, realising that Trevor’s gone too far, decide to behave in future. This mirrors Mr Knowles’ storyline during S6, although that took place over the course of a single episode rather than eighteen. But even if they all agree, what about Trevor? Gonch’s plan to cut him down to size is continuing and the next part of his plan involves Calley reading a specially doctored horoscope over the airwaves ….
One twist with Mr Scott that we didn’t see with Mr Knowles is that the girls tell him they’ve decided to behave. If they were expecting him to be grateful then they’re disappointed, as the humiliation he feels is palpable.
Banksie and Laura have a wonderful argument. It all starts when he calls her mother two faced! At least with Bronson, he says, you know where you stand. Uh oh.
Freddie (whose radio persona seems to have solidified into a young Bruno Brookes) decides to broadcast some contentious material about the school handbook. No surprise that Mr Bronson (rather wonderfully relaxing in a classroom, reading a bumper book about Steam Locomotives) isn’t at all happy. In double quick team he reaches the studio, where he looms in a menacing fashion. “Right, that is enough”.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen an angry Mr Bronson (not since his running battles with Ant last year). He doesn’t shout at Freddie though – instead his fury is restrained, making it all the more menacing. Freddie shrugs it off, but it’s plain that in this situation there’s only going to be one victor.
Donkey Watch. And still the saga of Harriet rumbles on, seemingly a never-ending story. She’s right off her food and not even the sweet nothings whispered by Mr Griffiths seem to do the trick. Then Helen pops her head around the stable door for some more words of encouragement, but Harriet remains non-committal.
The manifestation of the Grange Hill ghost is wonderfully silly. A definite highlight from series ten.
There’s another slice of muddy football action as Ant finds himself under attack from all sides. Freddie continues to cast unfriendly glances in his direction, whilst Ant’s teammates are convinced he’s being soft on his former schoolfriends. Even Ronnie (who lest we forget once had a crush on him) and Jane regard him as a traitor and – by association – Georgina. This might have been a fruitful avenue to explore – Georgina’s love for Ant making her an outcast at Grange Hill – but it never was (mainly because at present Georgina rarely interacts with the likes of Calley, Ronnie and Jane).