Like the later LWT Christmas Rag Trade, this is a programme you can’t imagine receiving a repeat these days – with this one it’s due to the fact that the girls have been making golliwogs on the side.
Although Fenner (Peter Jones) constantly bemoans the poor productivity of his staff, this never seems to be a problem when they’re working on their own initiative. It’s very impressive that they’ve been able to knock up several hundred golliwogs over the last few days, although since they’ve used Fenner’s materials without his knowledge they have to keep him in the dark …..
Poor Reg (Reg Varney) is deputised to dress up as Father Christmas and is sent out to flog the golliwogs from a street corner, but he runs foul of the law – in the formidable shape of Colin Douglas. Always good to see Douglas and he’s his usual stolid self as the constable. This officer may not be the brightest of chaps, but he’s certainly dogged in his determination to run the rogue Father Christmas to justice.
Reg, in haste, has to ditch the Father Christmas costume and so he gives it to Fenner. It’s not hard to work out what happens next – the constable spies Fenner dressed as Father Christmass and arrests him. But surely Fenner’s staff will vouch for him? Mmm, not so. They have a buyer for the golliwogs coming round and so it suits their purpose for the boss to be out of the way for a few hours.
This seems a tad cruel, especially the way Peter Jones milks the moment. Fenner can’t even get through to Reg (we learn that they attempted to join the army together but were refused for the same reason – flat feet). Once Fenner’s been carted off, Fenner’s Fashions undergoes a rapid transformation to become Union Toys! This may be slightly hard to swallow, but it’s still amusing – especially the way that Reg quickly steps into the role of the boss and Paddy (Miriam Karlin) and Carole (Sheila Hancock) transform themselves into femme fatales as they prepare to use all of their wiles to persuade the hapless buyer that he really should purchase their golliwogs.
The fact that the buyer, Terence Nutley, is played by Terry Scott is something of a bonus since it ensures that every possible bit of comic potential will be wrung from these scenes. As the girls ply Terence with drinks, he becomes more and more insensible, which creates something of a problem once Fenner returns ….
As with the rest of The Rag Trade, this one’s highly predictable from start to finish, but since everybody attacks the material with such gusto I’ve never regarded this as a problem. Sheila Hancock is delightful as the dippy Carole whilst Esma Cannon can’t help but steal every scene she appears in (she plays the even dippier Lily).
The ending is quite neat. After Fenner discovers the toys, the girls are forced to lie and pretend that they’ve made them for the kiddies at the local hospital. Fenner, touched by this, happily promises to drop them off to the hospital on the way home. So the workers don’t benefit by their pilfering, instead the only victors are the children – which seems appropriate for a Christmastime story.