Grange Hill. Series Twelve – Episode Thirteen


Written by Margaret Simpson. Tx 14th February 1989

The fifth formers are off to the Isle of Wight, although Trev’s trip gets off to a bad start after Mr Mackenzie discovers his not so secret stash of beer. Initially I thought Trev was being cunning by hiding it in Vince’s bag, but it seems that their labels were just mixed up. Which leaves Vince shouldering the blame and Trev wondering where the next off licence might be ….

Mandy arrives without her glasses (she’s trying out a pair of contact lenses). Gonch, who’s been interested in her anyway, perks up even more at this new, improved model. Quite what message this gives out to spectacle wearers I’m not sure, but it’s not really a positive one.

After learning that it’s Mandy’s birthday tomorrow, Gonch is desperate to buy her a present. He has a brief window of opportunity – ten minutes – before the ferry departs, so nips off rather smartish to the shops.  He doesn’t make it back in time though and so the ferry sails without him.

Odd that he didn’t think that the ferry (or indeed the island) might have a suitable present. There’s no real damage done though as Gonch – ever resourceful – simply hops onto the next catamaran and then takes a taxi to the outdoor centre. Mr Mackenzie, left behind to locate the missing boy, is far less impressed with Gonch’s antics.

If Gonch and Mandy are drawing ever closer, then Calley and Robbie seem to be somewhat fracturing. His attempt to place a friendly hand on her leg meets with icy disapproval (Robbie, of course, reacts in the only way he knows how – he gets angry).  I can’t really blame Calley, I think she’d be well shot of him.

Ronnie now goes into extra catty mode whenever Gonch and Mandy appear whilst the fine Isle of Wight air seems to have done Mr Bronson the world of good. He’s very avuncular, particularly with Joan Hamilton (Rita Davies), the head of the outdoor centre. Indeed he’s so smitten that he even elects to take a dip with her in what clearly is a rather chilly swimming pool. Love knows no greater sacrifice than that.

There’s another school party nearby and it doesn’t take Calley and the other girls long before they’ve got very pally with the boys. Can you guess how Robbie reacts to this? Yes, he’s pretty much apoplectic. Some geezer trying to steal his bird? They’re taking real liberties.

I like the way Trev keeps buying beer and Vince keeps throwing it away. Especially when Vince starts to mess with Trev’s mind by telling him that he must have drunk it all and then forgotten! Poor old Trev’s so addled at this point that he might even begin to believe it.

Another of those mysteries which never really was a mystery is solved. Trev was the one sending Georgina notes, so she decides to take offensive action – giving him a good kicking. Presumably she’s picked up some decent tips from the self awareness class.


3 thoughts on “Grange Hill. Series Twelve – Episode Thirteen

  1. Was it a biology or a geography field trip?

    The three teachers on the trip are an art teacher, a French teacher and a woodwork and metalwork teacher.


  2. It’s supposedly an ecology field trip. The earlier episodes made a point that Mr MacKenzie was recruited as an emergency replacement for the unseen Ecology teacher who is ill and Mr Bronson is clearly along as a classic “additional teacher” who knows nothing about the subject matter but the rules require three. But you’d have thought Mr Robson would be the obvious go to candidate, being a PE teacher, Geography teacher (his comments in an earlier episode imply he’s now teaching the subject regularly) and also a form tutor for this year group. Indeed on the Wales trip years ago it was explicitly noted that usually it’s PE and Geography teachers going to outdoor centres. Instead the criteria seems to be the longest serving cast members (Mrs McClusky aside).

    And there’s another unusual closing sequence, this time a horizontal scroll through a load of still images from the episodes like a set of holiday snaps. Anyone want to torture a pupil with Les diapositives de l’île de Wight?

    There are at least two versions of this episode online and one has a rather bad cut at the end. Removed is most of Georgina confronting Trevor, including the kick, so it jumps from her and Helen leaving the swings to her throwing the note at him. Is this just down to the uploader (maybe a tape fault) or was there a complaint in 1989 that led to the moment being cut for at least one of the repeats?


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